Gretchensteven's Guide to Eliminating Your Pores

This Supergreater lives in Portland, Oregon, and is just as obsessed with cooking as she is with beauty. That probably explains how she became our official medieval food taster of skincare; if you’re not sure about a product, chances are she’s tried it—and she doesn’t hold back on what she really thinks.

If she could mask with anyone, dead or alive, it would be Heath Ledger. “My skin would be glowing and then we would run away together and be in love and have stunning children,” she says. See?! The woman knows what she's talking about! Even when it comes to her outfits (clearly someone subscribes to the stick of butter trend).